Good things come to those who wait. Ralph
I heard a very quiet rustling sound in the hallway and came out to find this. It's been a long time since Ralph managed to get his paws on a roll of toilet paper to shred. It's apparently hugely satisfying for him - I have to keep my toilet paper on top of the bathroom cabinet where he can't get it it, otherwise it ends up in thousands of tiny pieces. Clearly on this day I was distracted before I put it back, much to Ralph's delight (and my chagrin).